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Crafts

arts and crafts

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Eulogy

the man has an erection at a time when he should not have one

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Races

Ooooooool' uncle slops

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Where

actually it is, yes

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Stretch

it's like a coin purse, or just a regular purse

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Moulting

A magestic vagina

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Fluffer

I'm not even sure fluffers are real

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Initiation

The great frat in the sky

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Sacrifice

Selfless frat boy

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Superpowers

zibzob loves his cat

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Queen

The Queen likes all of the wieners

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Heaven

I have not read the bible but I imagine it is like this

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Wish

Star light, star bright

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Revenge

All of you all

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Misery

JESUS GOD, NO. NO. NO.

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Death Zone

sacrifices must be made to attain glory

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Changed

can't have a stinky baby

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Opportunity

this is what the movie 'fearless' was originally about

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Spirit

Ghost mom, you're embarrassing me!

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D.T.D

Too many daps

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Questionnaire

zeros across the board

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Dignity

whump whump whump whump whump

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Grody

ew ew ew ew ew

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Organs

Put those organs in there

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Kill

Life does not go on forever

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Charles

Charles is dead now

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Surgery

it is true

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Symbols

fluffy puppy dickens

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Mansion

just like in all of those movies

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Spit Take

ha ha ha huhhhhgh

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Back Seat

You did this too

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Crime

It's true

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Freudian

The regular eagle just wants to see you succeed

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Coconut

I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO MOM BRO

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Conscience

good dogs eat the poop

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Ducks

that's a thing about ducks

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Crossover

And I dunno, Alf. Alf is in the movie?

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Exam

the other arm says "THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS TO CONSIDER"

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Technique

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

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Tramp

sick tramp

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Apocalypse

Also you're dying

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Amazing

Now is it bigger than a truck? Nobody knows

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Tattoo

I HATE BIRDS

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Jungle Explorer

nature does not care

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Favor

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's gross

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Whoa Man (Guest Strip)

Eagle, more like PEEgle

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Beat It

Two sort of offensive strips in a row *fistpump*

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Subdue

Don't make me fire a third round, sir

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Neckbeard

Heh. Heh. Heh. heh

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Got Me

Open your fucking ears! I said I have a real bad tummy ache!

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Saved

Sometimes things work out for the best

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Hoarder

These penises are badly water damaged

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Dumped

Hnnnn...*sob*

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Floaters

AaaaaaaaAAAA

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Art Show

That is what a taint is, in my art

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X-Ray

The joke is that the nerd character is monstrously evil

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Really Nice Time

Welp, seeya later!

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Flattered

Seriously though thanks for touching my dick.

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Super Tiny

Those darn fingers are too small, darn it!

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Procedure

Make my skeleton kiss me on my skinlips

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Horror Comics

All work and no play makes Jon a dull boy

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Sadwich

Alternate jokes: Roast Bleef, Slalamli, Tlurkey Breast

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Surly Baby

I don't even know that I have a tongue yet

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Reasons

Who doesn't want a slippery butt. Get that butt as slippery as you can, please.

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Teens

Typical!

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Black Hole

Mission Control check out my dick

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Defense

kick kick kick kick kick awk awwwkk kick

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Hockey

So uh uh you know uh

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Basilisk

It's Basil!

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Father's Day

love those dads

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Honour

Ssssssssssssssshoot

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M'Lady

Barfin' Lady

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Vitamins

And your purse and lipstick and stuff

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Bug Call

Eat that neck

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Portrait

Local artist commits suicide

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Digestion

The slimy thing is called that because it is slimy

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Butt Touches

Take that butt right off

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Masters

Bzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzz bzzz bzz

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Shy Doctor

Hhhhhhhhh heh ha hhh gh ghhhh

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The Singularity

Beep boop don't be a homo beep

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Moon

Us guys here in space. Spaceguys.

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Short Story

Once upon a time, there was a murderhole

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Fifi

Lady, seriously?

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Donor

This is a real thing

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Finally!!!

Haha! Ha! Hahaha!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Congrats

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Well now I wish it were twins. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waiting

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I hereby release this to Hollywood. Today's News:

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okay i admit: i was thinking of the "&butiwouldratherbereading=thelastdinosaurcomicever" url secret code when writing this one

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 20th, 2026next March 20th, 2026: Hey, I've got a store - perhaps some DINOSAUR COMICS MERCHANDISE would interest you?? – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Love

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Fortunately the comic cuts off at the waist. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Where

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All of this is window dressing to justify panel 3. Today's News:

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and thus concludes the trilogy of Three Guys Who Were Great At Different Things, Starring Sherlock Holmes, Batman, And T-Rex, But Not Together, They're On Three Separate And Unrelated Adventures

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 18th, 2026next March 18th, 2026: Like few but not zero other people, I learned the word "coquettishly" from the disturbing early CGI - I wanna say "dog"? - the CBC had run ads during the credits of shows in the 90s, the late and lamented "Coquette". – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Actually all the apocalypses are good for philosophers, but this one is best for language analysis. Today's News:

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Moon! Buttercup Festival 3-372

Moon! Buttercup Festival 3-372

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Under

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is the best votey panel I will ever do. Today's News:

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BATMAN FACTS featuring A TALKING DINOSAUR who you should TRUST

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 16th, 2026next March 16th, 2026: This comic is inspired by BATMAN!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Machine

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst thing is they're talking in binary, and the boy doesn't understand why kids at school think he's crazy. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rated

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You must have a bigger humiliation fetish than me! Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hmm

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Confusingly, many of them grow up to dislike Batman. Today's News:

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no, it's hairy AND gary, not "hairy gary". look: gary only has the normal amount of hair

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 13th, 2026next March 13th, 2026: Okay so Toronto's weather got colder EVERY SINGLE DAY LAST WEEK, thus, my earlier declaration that "spring in here" must be retracted. Only Fool's Spring was here, and true spring remains but a distant dream >:( – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sci fi

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If Ai destroys the world because we wrote stories about it, we will at least have the funniest possible apocalypse. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Holy

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: God keeps trying to evolve primates to be more repulsive to each other and they just keep finding it hotter. Today's News:

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writing: some downsides?? AND YES I KNOW I'M USING WRITING TO SAY "WRITING: SOME DOWNSIDES??"

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 11th, 2026next March 11th, 2026: SPRING IS HERE!! Not LEGALLY I mean but we had a nice warm sunny day in Toronto so I am declaring that SPRING IS HERE!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Learn

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The alternative was artisanal soap biiiiiitch. Today's News:

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The call: Buttercup Festival 3-371

The call: Buttercup Festival 3-371 March 9th, 2026 Last weekend I made syrup for the first time with sap from my own trees. In one day I boiled down about 12 gallons of sap into a single 32-oz mason jar of sweet, sweet maple syrup. Sitting out there all day, in the sun and cold, with the deep melting snow around me, feeding the fire, topping off the pan of boiling sap whenever it got low: I highly recommend it. And hey, did you know you can buy original artwork and prints of BF comics? You can a [more]

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Invisible

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The baby also goes to jail and has the cutest little orange jumpsuit. Today's News:

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you only get one choice of archive text though and here it is, no refunds will be entertained!!

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 9th, 2026next March 9th, 2026: It truly works* for every single narrative! (*For a minimum viable definition of "works".) – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hooray

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I need to do a collection of just comics containing the word Hooray. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pumpkin

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Actually there's probably a medieval German version that makes this one look pleasant. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Curses

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you can't spell "glass" without "ass", but this means absolutely nothing and i do regret pointing it out

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 6th, 2026next March 6th, 2026: Last night I had chicken wings for dinner! Just wings - not even a vegetable! Not even a carrot stick or piece of celery, AND I'M STILL HERE (and a little hungry, it wasn't very many wings and I should eat better, but it was a sometimes treat.) – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wow

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Still better than the time I got divorced via a pop-up book. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Serve

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I need to do an upbeat comic week one of these days. They all end with hooray. Today's News:

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universe where aphorisms suddenly become literally true comics

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 4th, 2026next March 4th, 2026: It's March! It's the month where Winter Finally Starts To End A Li'l Bit! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good Cop

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The other option is good cop, cop pretending to be a fish on the floor that keeps flopping around but won't die. Today's News:

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Pump me full of green: Buttercup Festival 3-370

Pump me full of green: Buttercup Festival 3-370 Latest on Patreon Feb 28th: Been painting today

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Athenian

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the last Socrates joke, like a dozen people told me I should've called his nutritional supplements Himlock, and it just kills me that I didn't. Today's News:

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we're all in this together, and by "this" i mean "being forced to devour other life if we wish to maintain our own"

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 2nd, 2026next March 2nd, 2026: Okay Toronto dried out some; thank you Toronto. – Ryan

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okay MAYBE the graphic design could use some work but on the other hand... maybe not??

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousFebruary 27th, 2026next February 27th, 2026: TORONTO IS STILL WET AND MY COMPLAINING HAS SOLVED NOTHING!! – Ryan

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Perfect: Buttercup Festival 3-369

Perfect: Buttercup Festival 3-369 Latest on Patreon Feb 22nd: New published poetry and a general update

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Toy surprise: Buttercup Festival 3-368

Toy surprise: Buttercup Festival 3-368

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Like a duck: Buttercup Festival 3-367

Like a duck: Buttercup Festival 3-367

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Chasing the sunset: Buttercup Festival 3-366

Chasing the sunset: Buttercup Festival 3-366 Latest on Patreon Jan 29th:Tiny little sketchbook and color strip rough draft

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Buzz

The post Buzz appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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In my hands! Buttercup Festival 3-365

In my hands! Buttercup Festival 3-365

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Artist

The post Artist appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The Road: Buttercup Festival 3-364

The Road: Buttercup Festival 3-364 Latest on Patreon Jan 8th: Toward a color comic

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Ice skating: Buttercup Festival 3-363

Ice skating: Buttercup Festival 3-363

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Haunted tree: Buttercup Festival 3-362

Haunted tree: Buttercup Festival 3-362 Latest on Patreon Jan 8th: Toward a color comic Dec 19th: Vintage Series 1 Vol. 2 Bonus Strips

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Up a tree: Buttercup Festival 3-361

Up a tree: Buttercup Festival 3-361

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Chicken: Buttercup Festival 3-359

Chicken: Buttercup Festival 3-359

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Hand and Hand

The post Hand and Hand appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The mossy stream: Buttercup Festival 3-358

The mossy stream: Buttercup Festival 3-358

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You know it: Buttercup Festival 3-357

You know it: Buttercup Festival 3-357 Why not give the gift of prints and original artwork this festive season? See buttercupfestival.com Latest on Patreon Nov 30th: Tiny little sketchbook: Nov ‘25

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Birds: Buttecup Festival 3-356

Birds: Buttecup Festival 3-356 Latest on Patreon Nov 22nd: Two watercolors

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Another Message

The post Another Message appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Who am I kidding? Buttercup Festival 3-355

Who am I kidding? Buttercup Festival 3-355

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What a day! Buttercup Festival 3-354

What a day! Buttercup Festival 3-354

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Inscape: Buttercup Festival 3-353

Inscape: Buttercup Festival 3-353 Latest on Patreon Oct 26th: Starting a tiny little sketchbook

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The Message

The post The Message appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The waning hours: Buttercup Festival 3-352

The waning hours: Buttercup Festival 3-352 Latest on Patreon Oct 26th: Starting a tiny little sketchbook

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The Craving

The post The Craving appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Getting Things Done

The post Getting Things Done appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Anniversary Trip

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Bright

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Blocked

The post Blocked appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Hourly Comics Day 2024

Hey again!! Don't worry, I'm sure in five years or so I'll get a hankering to do these again, but for now, I feel like it's nice to leave it here :3 I wanted to make sure I did at least ten years of these, and they were definitely a fun and eventful ten years. I published seven graphic novels and founded a games studio with my spouse Tony, releasing both Scarlet Hollow (up to episode 4, episode 5 is still in the works!) and Slay the Princess. I'm so happy that people have been enjoying what we'v [more]

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Hourly Comics Day 2023

Another year, another Hourly Comics Day!

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Hourly Comics Day 2022

Hourly Comics Day will once again be upon us this coming Wednesday (Feb 1st), so I'm getting caught up on posting so I can put up the comics for 2023 once they're done!   To all those who participate, good luck out there o7

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Hourly Comics Day 2021

Uploading chunks of little comics I've done over the past few years! Here are the hourlies from 2021~ I couldn't find any hourlies I did for hourly comic day 2020 so I must have skipped that year, which makes sense, I was on a horrific crunch to finish The Crossroads At Midnight at the time. And then the pandemic hit :,)

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Welcome to the life of a professional creative

My spouse and I started a game studio together AND released the first episode of our horror game, Scarlet Hollow, for FREE over on Steam! Which means Tony has now entered the life of a creative professional, a cursed life where no accomplishment will ever be enough to fill the hungering void within. Anyway, we're running a Kickstarter right now to fund the next six episodes!! Feel free to stop by and take a look if you're interested~

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Random Word Pair Comic from a Livestream

This is a comic I drew on a livestream! It was a 90-minute challenge, so forgive me if it's weird, haha. I've started streaming somewhat regularly over on twitch, just taking digital sketch requests until I can get a webcam rigged up for traditional drawing. I'll be doing more streaming today, starting in about 15 minutes (11:30amEST) and going until...?? And if I hit 200 followers today (we're only about 20 away, so that's pretty likely), I'll do another one of these random word pair comics! [more]

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Such Cruelty

Classic Cat Moves ONLY FOUR DAYS REMAIN in the Spoons plush Kickstarter! If you've been waiting to back, now's the time! There are some very nice pins, as well.... AND you can now get the opossum plush, too!! So come on down to the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter and GET you some PLUSHES

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The Pets

A couple little comics about my beloved pets today~ This is the first comic to feature Nubs! He's an axolotl with two arms on one side and I love him very much. PS-- The Spoons (the cat) the Plush Kickstarter is in its FINAL FIVE DAYS. The campaign will wrap up next Wednesday morning, so if you're interested in a plush, back now or forever hold your peace.

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Gwent (the card game) The Video Game

A rich story indeed. PS, THE SPOONS KICKSTARTER is in its FINAL WEEK! We still have over $9k to go til we hit goal, so if you're after a cute plush or pins, toss a couple dollars Kickstarter way, aye? There are also some very sleek pins.... Anyway, check it out!!

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My roommates are working from home, they have entered my realm

My roommates are working from home, so now they see me in my true goblin form. CLICK HERE to check out the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter! CLICK HERE to go to the JSPH store and buy a book/pin/possum plush/WHAT HAVE YOU! The Spoons plush is, in all honesty, amazing and I love it. Even though it's a cartoony design, it still makes me do a double-take when I see it out of the corner of my eye because I think it's Spoons. There's even a tier where you can [more]

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Bang

bang bang bang ban gb ang

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Give'er

Don't be scared

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Logic

we're dogs!

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Woes

design school is hard

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Duel Comics

all us cowboys got problems at home

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Cosmic Adventures

i know lots of stuff about space

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Brandon B made this

they both know about that

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Workout

hard work pays off

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Debate

climb the ladder

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And a three

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

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Just Super Good

really, really great

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Mean Prof 2

Shakespeare did everything

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Lesson

It is a good lesson

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The Entire Thing

The corners. . .that other part. . .

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For Sure

I definitely do. For sure.

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Languille

haha, no, i guess it's not

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Last Request

it's not dillinger

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Stuff

you know what stuff i mean

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Lava Rug

the rug is lava

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Too Dank

koff! koff! koff! koff!

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Barbarian Dick

too many skeletons

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The Call

but there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

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Not A Fan

A Scott C Homage

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President Bird

The President is a Bird

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Mean Professor

The Meanest Professor

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Pat Pat Pat

Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat

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The Joke Is Dogs

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

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Hidden

Where'd They Go

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