that's cthulhu

muscles

muscles

fishing

mission

return

arts and crafts

busy wizard

house

hostage

steve

parkour

chomp

trophy

fetish

bandaid

Smart Phone

knife fight

fashion

voyeur

spicy

reaching

lost

Teen Spy

child

ihop

plotz

good

form

papers

superhero

debate 2012

soda

attack ad

catch

gulp

gun

bath

science

high noon

soccer

imagine

ping pong

skateboarding

to do

long term

pie

koolaid

frog

prophet

puppy

chimp

marriage

gas

sky

glory

needs

eeeee

gregor

sign

hood

pants

mom help

the man has an erection at a time when he should not have one

Ooooooool' uncle slops

Kiss him!

actually it is, yes

it's like a coin purse, or just a regular purse

A magestic vagina

I'm not even sure fluffers are real

Ugh

Ommmmmmm *hngh*

Augh augh

The great frat in the sky

Selfless frat boy

zibzob loves his cat

The Queen likes all of the wieners

I have not read the bible but I imagine it is like this

Star light, star bright

All of you all

JESUS GOD, NO. NO. NO.

pow pow pow

sacrifices must be made to attain glory

can't have a stinky baby

ta-da!

this is what the movie 'fearless' was originally about

Ghost mom, you're embarrassing me!

Too many daps

zeros across the board

whump whump whump whump whump

*cough*

ew ew ew ew ew

Put those organs in there

Life does not go on forever

Charles is dead now

it is true

fluffy puppy dickens

um, aaaa

just like in all of those movies

frrtt

ha ha ha huhhhhgh

You did this too

It's true

The regular eagle just wants to see you succeed

I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO MOM BRO

Goku, bro

good dogs eat the poop

that's a thing about ducks

And I dunno, Alf. Alf is in the movie?

the other arm says "THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS TO CONSIDER"

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

sick tramp

Also you're dying

Now is it bigger than a truck? Nobody knows

:-(

I HATE BIRDS

S O C O O L

nature does not care

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's gross

Deep dickin'

Eagle, more like PEEgle

Two sort of offensive strips in a row *fistpump*

Don't make me fire a third round, sir

Oh heck eh

Heh. Heh. Heh. heh

Open your fucking ears! I said I have a real bad tummy ache!

Sometimes things work out for the best

These penises are badly water damaged

Hnnnn...*sob*

bugs

MY DICK, BRO

So sick

AaaaaaaaAAAA

That is what a taint is, in my art

The joke is that the nerd character is monstrously evil

Welp, seeya later!

Seriously though thanks for touching my dick.

:|

HN

Those darn fingers are too small, darn it!

Make my skeleton kiss me on my skinlips

All work and no play makes Jon a dull boy

Alternate jokes: Roast Bleef, Slalamli, Tlurkey Breast

I don't even know that I have a tongue yet

Who doesn't want a slippery butt. Get that butt as slippery as you can, please.

Typical!

Mission Control check out my dick

kick kick kick kick kick awk awwwkk kick

So uh uh you know uh

It's Basil!

love those dads

Ssssssssssssssshoot

Barfin' Lady

Initializing

And your purse and lipstick and stuff

Right?

Dookie

X _ X

Eat that neck

Local artist commits suicide

chirp

The slimy thing is called that because it is slimy

Take that butt right off

Bzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzz bzzz bzz

Hhhhhhhhh heh ha hhh gh ghhhh

Beep boop don't be a homo beep

Us guys here in space. Spaceguys.

:I

Once upon a time, there was a murderhole

Lady, seriously?

This is a real thing

Gonna do it

Haha! Ha! Hahaha!

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All I'm saying is this would be the ultimate proof that God has a dirty mind. Today's News:

The ground: Buttercup Festival 3-379 Latest on Patreon Apr 29th: Springtime sketchbook Apr 23rd: Watercolor of a jumbled stone wall

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I read in an econ book that panel four is a thing that actually happens, and I've been terrified ever since. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Triple the median would of course be 50% more inner peace. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best part is that it's included in a book titled Mortal Questions. Also that the original paper came out in 1969. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A book 12 years in the making... Today's News: Hey geeks!.  We’re back, with a new book and a new Kickstarter!  We have so far ruined Science, Religion, and Love. Today, we ruin children. The comics for the Parenting - An SMBC Collection book have been carefully selected by Zach and Kelly from the entire run of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal and polished up for print!  Many of the older strips are re-lettered and re-paneled to look their [more]

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This joke is more for my future audience of robots, but humans are welcome. Today's News:

Age: Buttercup Festival 3-378 Latest on Patreon Apr 23rd: Watercolor of a jumbled stone wall

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Why start with a confusing idea like zero, when you can refer to the notion of a something with nothing in it? Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they go out for a superposition of chocolate and vanilla ice cream. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: During the book tour of A City on Mars, I did a talk with Randall Munroe in NYC, and he made, impromptu, a better joke than any of us have committed to paper. During a discussion of whether you could eliminate all life on Earth for a reasonable price, a person asked if there might be a way you could specifically annihilate Queens. To which he replied, 'regicide?' Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later it works out because the man is a masochist. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I read a guy the other day saying all cognitive tasks will be automated, so it's important to stay flexible, and all I can figure is he was imagining humans would make a good building material. Today's News:

Blossom: Buttercup Festival 3-377 (learning by imitation of a beautiful Stan Fellows watercolor)

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousApril 20th, 2026next April 20th, 2026: MURDOCH UPDATE: she cut her paw on a zebra mussel and needed stitches :( But she's doing great and her only complaint is she's not allowed to run around at the dog park until it heals! And she has to wear a bootie over her bandage when she goes outside. Look, she's had better times but she's a trouper.

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial! Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The key is to put the self-on-fire at the beginning of the video and promise to show that it technically cures cancer, but only if you watch to the end without skipping. Today's News:

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Boots: Buttercup Festival 3-376 Latest on Patreon Mar 29th: March sketchbook dump: mostly stone walls

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Bats! Buttercup Festival 3-375 Latest on Patreon Mar 29th: March sketchbook dump: mostly stone walls

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All the sounds: Buttercup Festival 3-374 Latest on Patreon Mar 29th: March sketchbook dump: mostly stone walls

Koi in a pond: Buttercup Festival 3-373

Moon! Buttercup Festival 3-372

The call: Buttercup Festival 3-371 March 9th, 2026 Last weekend I made syrup for the first time with sap from my own trees. In one day I boiled down about 12 gallons of sap into a single 32-oz mason jar of sweet, sweet maple syrup. Sitting out there all day, in the sun and cold, with the deep melting snow around me, feeding the fire, topping off the pan of boiling sap whenever it got low: I highly recommend it. And hey, did you know you can buy original artwork and prints of BF comics? You can a [more]

Pump me full of green: Buttercup Festival 3-370 Latest on Patreon Feb 28th: Been painting today

Perfect: Buttercup Festival 3-369 Latest on Patreon Feb 22nd: New published poetry and a general update

Toy surprise: Buttercup Festival 3-368

Like a duck: Buttercup Festival 3-367

Chasing the sunset: Buttercup Festival 3-366 Latest on Patreon Jan 29th:Tiny little sketchbook and color strip rough draft

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In my hands! Buttercup Festival 3-365

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The Road: Buttercup Festival 3-364 Latest on Patreon Jan 8th: Toward a color comic

Ice skating: Buttercup Festival 3-363

Haunted tree: Buttercup Festival 3-362 Latest on Patreon Jan 8th: Toward a color comic Dec 19th: Vintage Series 1 Vol. 2 Bonus Strips

Up a tree: Buttercup Festival 3-361

Chicken: Buttercup Festival 3-359

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Hey again!! Don't worry, I'm sure in five years or so I'll get a hankering to do these again, but for now, I feel like it's nice to leave it here :3 I wanted to make sure I did at least ten years of these, and they were definitely a fun and eventful ten years. I published seven graphic novels and founded a games studio with my spouse Tony, releasing both Scarlet Hollow (up to episode 4, episode 5 is still in the works!) and Slay the Princess. I'm so happy that people have been enjoying what we'v [more]

Another year, another Hourly Comics Day!

Hourly Comics Day will once again be upon us this coming Wednesday (Feb 1st), so I'm getting caught up on posting so I can put up the comics for 2023 once they're done!   To all those who participate, good luck out there o7

Uploading chunks of little comics I've done over the past few years! Here are the hourlies from 2021~ I couldn't find any hourlies I did for hourly comic day 2020 so I must have skipped that year, which makes sense, I was on a horrific crunch to finish The Crossroads At Midnight at the time. And then the pandemic hit :,)

My spouse and I started a game studio together AND released the first episode of our horror game, Scarlet Hollow, for FREE over on Steam! Which means Tony has now entered the life of a creative professional, a cursed life where no accomplishment will ever be enough to fill the hungering void within. Anyway, we're running a Kickstarter right now to fund the next six episodes!! Feel free to stop by and take a look if you're interested~

This is a comic I drew on a livestream! It was a 90-minute challenge, so forgive me if it's weird, haha. I've started streaming somewhat regularly over on twitch, just taking digital sketch requests until I can get a webcam rigged up for traditional drawing. I'll be doing more streaming today, starting in about 15 minutes (11:30amEST) and going until...?? And if I hit 200 followers today (we're only about 20 away, so that's pretty likely), I'll do another one of these random word pair comics! [more]

Classic Cat Moves ONLY FOUR DAYS REMAIN in the Spoons plush Kickstarter! If you've been waiting to back, now's the time! There are some very nice pins, as well.... AND you can now get the opossum plush, too!! So come on down to the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter and GET you some PLUSHES

A couple little comics about my beloved pets today~ This is the first comic to feature Nubs! He's an axolotl with two arms on one side and I love him very much. PS-- The Spoons (the cat) the Plush Kickstarter is in its FINAL FIVE DAYS. The campaign will wrap up next Wednesday morning, so if you're interested in a plush, back now or forever hold your peace.

A rich story indeed. PS, THE SPOONS KICKSTARTER is in its FINAL WEEK! We still have over $9k to go til we hit goal, so if you're after a cute plush or pins, toss a couple dollars Kickstarter way, aye? There are also some very sleek pins.... Anyway, check it out!!

My roommates are working from home, so now they see me in my true goblin form. CLICK HERE to check out the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter! CLICK HERE to go to the JSPH store and buy a book/pin/possum plush/WHAT HAVE YOU! The Spoons plush is, in all honesty, amazing and I love it. Even though it's a cartoony design, it still makes me do a double-take when I see it out of the corner of my eye because I think it's Spoons. There's even a tier where you can [more]

whoa

whoa

bang bang bang ban gb ang

Yay, hooray

Baby

Boogers

Don't be scared

yay

we're dogs!

no dad

butt

he ain't

design school is hard

all us cowboys got problems at home

sigh

muggghhh

i know lots of stuff about space

yea.

they both know about that

hard work pays off

climb the ladder

im going to

fuck you

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

really, really great

Shakespeare did everything

It is a good lesson

Dating is fun

The corners. . .that other part. . .

I definitely do. For sure.

aaaa

dad no

haha, no, i guess it's not

it's not dillinger

ha ha

Shooooooooot

Whoa, bro.

too cute to shoot

you know what stuff i mean

the rug is lava

koff! koff! koff! koff!

too many skeletons

but there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

what an honour

Pinecones

Bird Problems

A Bear

Cursed

Super Fun

Hahaha

Kissss

Inside This Box

Crocodile Tears

Turnips Forever

Many Wonders

This Is You

A Scott C Homage

Hold On

Bad News

Fun Day

SCS2

Greenbeard Returns

Wooo

Dungeon

The President is a Bird

Well, Great

Sasquatch's Big Day

The Sink

Frog Prank

He Is Very Large

Aaaaaa

Greenbeard

Late

Forn

A Sad Bear

Huntin'

Swimhole

Ambition

Anxiety

Jeez

Childhood Memories

The Meanest Professor

Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat

Mating Calls

No Cure

Woooofffff...

Feathered Poop

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

Oh God Oh No

Forgiveness

Put'Em There

Mrs. Zeke

Cowboys

He Is Into Breasts

Rich Man

All Up In

An Angry Bee

Whoooaaaa

Where'd They Go

Dang!

Flppllp

Self Confidence Skeleton

A Threesome

Thanks

Struttin'

Sad Comic

Plane Crash

Pressure

We Gon' Eat Ya

Terrible News