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Crafts

arts and crafts

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Eulogy

the man has an erection at a time when he should not have one

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Races

Ooooooool' uncle slops

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Where

actually it is, yes

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Stretch

it's like a coin purse, or just a regular purse

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Moulting

A magestic vagina

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Fluffer

I'm not even sure fluffers are real

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Initiation

The great frat in the sky

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Sacrifice

Selfless frat boy

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Superpowers

zibzob loves his cat

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Queen

The Queen likes all of the wieners

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Heaven

I have not read the bible but I imagine it is like this

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Wish

Star light, star bright

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Revenge

All of you all

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Misery

JESUS GOD, NO. NO. NO.

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Death Zone

sacrifices must be made to attain glory

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Changed

can't have a stinky baby

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Opportunity

this is what the movie 'fearless' was originally about

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Spirit

Ghost mom, you're embarrassing me!

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D.T.D

Too many daps

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Questionnaire

zeros across the board

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Dignity

whump whump whump whump whump

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Grody

ew ew ew ew ew

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Organs

Put those organs in there

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Kill

Life does not go on forever

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Charles

Charles is dead now

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Surgery

it is true

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Symbols

fluffy puppy dickens

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Mansion

just like in all of those movies

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Spit Take

ha ha ha huhhhhgh

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Back Seat

You did this too

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Crime

It's true

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Freudian

The regular eagle just wants to see you succeed

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Coconut

I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO MOM BRO

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Conscience

good dogs eat the poop

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Ducks

that's a thing about ducks

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Crossover

And I dunno, Alf. Alf is in the movie?

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Exam

the other arm says "THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS TO CONSIDER"

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Technique

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

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Tramp

sick tramp

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Apocalypse

Also you're dying

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Amazing

Now is it bigger than a truck? Nobody knows

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Tattoo

I HATE BIRDS

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Jungle Explorer

nature does not care

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Favor

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's gross

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Whoa Man (Guest Strip)

Eagle, more like PEEgle

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Beat It

Two sort of offensive strips in a row *fistpump*

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Subdue

Don't make me fire a third round, sir

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Neckbeard

Heh. Heh. Heh. heh

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Got Me

Open your fucking ears! I said I have a real bad tummy ache!

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Saved

Sometimes things work out for the best

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Hoarder

These penises are badly water damaged

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Dumped

Hnnnn...*sob*

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Floaters

AaaaaaaaAAAA

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Art Show

That is what a taint is, in my art

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X-Ray

The joke is that the nerd character is monstrously evil

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Really Nice Time

Welp, seeya later!

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Flattered

Seriously though thanks for touching my dick.

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Super Tiny

Those darn fingers are too small, darn it!

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Procedure

Make my skeleton kiss me on my skinlips

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Horror Comics

All work and no play makes Jon a dull boy

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Sadwich

Alternate jokes: Roast Bleef, Slalamli, Tlurkey Breast

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Surly Baby

I don't even know that I have a tongue yet

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Reasons

Who doesn't want a slippery butt. Get that butt as slippery as you can, please.

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Teens

Typical!

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Black Hole

Mission Control check out my dick

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Defense

kick kick kick kick kick awk awwwkk kick

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Hockey

So uh uh you know uh

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Basilisk

It's Basil!

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Father's Day

love those dads

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Honour

Ssssssssssssssshoot

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M'Lady

Barfin' Lady

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Vitamins

And your purse and lipstick and stuff

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Bug Call

Eat that neck

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Portrait

Local artist commits suicide

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Digestion

The slimy thing is called that because it is slimy

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Butt Touches

Take that butt right off

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Masters

Bzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzz bzzz bzz

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Shy Doctor

Hhhhhhhhh heh ha hhh gh ghhhh

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The Singularity

Beep boop don't be a homo beep

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Moon

Us guys here in space. Spaceguys.

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Short Story

Once upon a time, there was a murderhole

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Fifi

Lady, seriously?

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Donor

This is a real thing

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Finally!!!

Haha! Ha! Hahaha!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wow

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Still better than the time I got divorced via a pop-up book. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Serve

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I need to do an upbeat comic week one of these days. They all end with hooray. Today's News:

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universe where aphorisms suddenly become literally true comics

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 4th, 2026next March 4th, 2026: It's March! It's the month where Winter Finally Starts To End A Li'l Bit! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good Cop

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The other option is good cop, cop pretending to be a fish on the floor that keeps flopping around but won't die. Today's News:

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Pump me full of green: Buttercup Festival 3-370

Pump me full of green: Buttercup Festival 3-370 Latest on Patreon Feb 28th: Been painting today

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Athenian

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the last Socrates joke, like a dozen people told me I should've called his nutritional supplements Himlock, and it just kills me that I didn't. Today's News:

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we're all in this together, and by "this" i mean "being forced to devour other life if we wish to maintain our own"

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 2nd, 2026next March 2nd, 2026: Okay Toronto dried out some; thank you Toronto. – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Friend

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Clearly R2D2 is the real catch, so going for 3PO proves you're loyal to the cause. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fund

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder if you could trick people into paying more in taxes by calling it traditional crowdfunding? Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pulley

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed! Today's News:

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okay MAYBE the graphic design could use some work but on the other hand... maybe not??

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousFebruary 27th, 2026next February 27th, 2026: TORONTO IS STILL WET AND MY COMPLAINING HAS SOLVED NOTHING!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Artist

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: SMBC is just propaganda for longterm relationships. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cow

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is when she calls the cops. Today's News:

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count your blessings that your blessings don't break the universe

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousFebruary 25th, 2026next February 25th, 2026: Toronto has been wet for weeks now. It snows but then it melts a bit, or it rains. Just endless wet! But I figure, maybe complaining about it on my personal webzone might change things? You know - SOMEHOW?? – Ryan

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Perfect: Buttercup Festival 3-369

Perfect: Buttercup Festival 3-369 Latest on Patreon Feb 22nd: New published poetry and a general update

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is a top ten Calgacus joke. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is what I think about every argument that involves humans agreeing to not doing something with AI. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ant

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And they both interpreted their success or failure as deserved rather than a consequence of macroeconomic forces and chance. The end. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nantucket

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Man from Madras, whose balls were of brass, is in fact a meditation on the need to find synthesis between humanity and technology in modern life. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prime

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unrelated, but according to Maynard 2019 there's an infinite number of primes that don't require the letter W. Today's News:

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even gay love can end. even the absolutely most gayest of loves can end :(

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousFebruary 20th, 2026next February 20th, 2026: Thanks everyone who came out to Vancouver Fan Expo! I had a ton of fun and really enjoyed all the chats!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Battle

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Still don't know why they kept asking their ghostly duplicates whether they liked that over and over. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fluid

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I believe there are sexy people who are doctors, but there are no sexy doctors. Today's News:

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what does this have to do with holographic type, you ask? and to that i say, "thanks for asking, i was wondering that too actually, good question"

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousFebruary 18th, 2026next February 18th, 2026: Thanks everyone who came out to Vancouver Fan Expo! I had a ton of fun and really enjoyed all the chats!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Opportunity

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later he stops paying attention to you and you only learn through the news that the algorithm changed. Today's News:

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Toy surprise: Buttercup Festival 3-368

Toy surprise: Buttercup Festival 3-368

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quest

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can actually do a lot of low-risk leveling up of the relationship just by using a bot to have your character run around stabbing rats all day. Today's News:

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you're not the boss of me! oh, wait, you are? nevermind, my bad, my bad

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousFebruary 16th, 2026next February 16th, 2026: Today I'm at FAN EXPO VANCOUVER! Hopefully I will see YOU there too?? – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Warrantless

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The bound and gagged stripper also gets weird after the first amendment goes away. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moral

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Why are Adam Sandler movies not perceived as moral cataclysms? Today's News:

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bacteria comix

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousFebruary 13th, 2026next February 13th, 2026: This weekend I'm at FAN EXPO VANCOUVER! Hopefully I will see YOU there too?? – Ryan

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i looked up "how to treat a UTI" and now will see ads about it for at least a month. i do this... for YOU

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousFebruary 11th, 2026next February 11th, 2026: Apparently there's not a lot of evidence that cranberry juice works! But it's delicious so WHO CARES – Ryan

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Like a duck: Buttercup Festival 3-367

Like a duck: Buttercup Festival 3-367

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friendpix

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousFebruary 9th, 2026next February 9th, 2026: I have to admit: I'm with T-Rex on this one! Also: pets count as friends, and so do the pets of your friends. :0 – Ryan

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Chasing the sunset: Buttercup Festival 3-366

Chasing the sunset: Buttercup Festival 3-366 Latest on Patreon Jan 29th:Tiny little sketchbook and color strip rough draft

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Buzz

The post Buzz appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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In my hands! Buttercup Festival 3-365

In my hands! Buttercup Festival 3-365

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Artist

The post Artist appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The Road: Buttercup Festival 3-364

The Road: Buttercup Festival 3-364 Latest on Patreon Jan 8th: Toward a color comic

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Ice skating: Buttercup Festival 3-363

Ice skating: Buttercup Festival 3-363

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Haunted tree: Buttercup Festival 3-362

Haunted tree: Buttercup Festival 3-362 Latest on Patreon Jan 8th: Toward a color comic Dec 19th: Vintage Series 1 Vol. 2 Bonus Strips

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Up a tree: Buttercup Festival 3-361

Up a tree: Buttercup Festival 3-361

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Chicken: Buttercup Festival 3-359

Chicken: Buttercup Festival 3-359

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Hand and Hand

The post Hand and Hand appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The mossy stream: Buttercup Festival 3-358

The mossy stream: Buttercup Festival 3-358

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You know it: Buttercup Festival 3-357

You know it: Buttercup Festival 3-357 Why not give the gift of prints and original artwork this festive season? See buttercupfestival.com Latest on Patreon Nov 30th: Tiny little sketchbook: Nov ‘25

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Birds: Buttecup Festival 3-356

Birds: Buttecup Festival 3-356 Latest on Patreon Nov 22nd: Two watercolors

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Another Message

The post Another Message appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Who am I kidding? Buttercup Festival 3-355

Who am I kidding? Buttercup Festival 3-355

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What a day! Buttercup Festival 3-354

What a day! Buttercup Festival 3-354

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Inscape: Buttercup Festival 3-353

Inscape: Buttercup Festival 3-353 Latest on Patreon Oct 26th: Starting a tiny little sketchbook

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The Message

The post The Message appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The waning hours: Buttercup Festival 3-352

The waning hours: Buttercup Festival 3-352 Latest on Patreon Oct 26th: Starting a tiny little sketchbook

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Hooo dog: Buttercup Festival 3-351

Hooo dog: Buttercup Festival 3-351

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Literally every day: Buttercup Festival 3-350

Literally every day: Buttercup Festival 3-350

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The Craving

The post The Craving appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Getting Things Done

The post Getting Things Done appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Anniversary Trip

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Bright

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Blocked

The post Blocked appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Hourly Comics Day 2024

Hey again!! Don't worry, I'm sure in five years or so I'll get a hankering to do these again, but for now, I feel like it's nice to leave it here :3 I wanted to make sure I did at least ten years of these, and they were definitely a fun and eventful ten years. I published seven graphic novels and founded a games studio with my spouse Tony, releasing both Scarlet Hollow (up to episode 4, episode 5 is still in the works!) and Slay the Princess. I'm so happy that people have been enjoying what we'v [more]

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Hourly Comics Day 2023

Another year, another Hourly Comics Day!

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Hourly Comics Day 2022

Hourly Comics Day will once again be upon us this coming Wednesday (Feb 1st), so I'm getting caught up on posting so I can put up the comics for 2023 once they're done!   To all those who participate, good luck out there o7

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Hourly Comics Day 2021

Uploading chunks of little comics I've done over the past few years! Here are the hourlies from 2021~ I couldn't find any hourlies I did for hourly comic day 2020 so I must have skipped that year, which makes sense, I was on a horrific crunch to finish The Crossroads At Midnight at the time. And then the pandemic hit :,)

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Welcome to the life of a professional creative

My spouse and I started a game studio together AND released the first episode of our horror game, Scarlet Hollow, for FREE over on Steam! Which means Tony has now entered the life of a creative professional, a cursed life where no accomplishment will ever be enough to fill the hungering void within. Anyway, we're running a Kickstarter right now to fund the next six episodes!! Feel free to stop by and take a look if you're interested~

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Random Word Pair Comic from a Livestream

This is a comic I drew on a livestream! It was a 90-minute challenge, so forgive me if it's weird, haha. I've started streaming somewhat regularly over on twitch, just taking digital sketch requests until I can get a webcam rigged up for traditional drawing. I'll be doing more streaming today, starting in about 15 minutes (11:30amEST) and going until...?? And if I hit 200 followers today (we're only about 20 away, so that's pretty likely), I'll do another one of these random word pair comics! [more]

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Such Cruelty

Classic Cat Moves ONLY FOUR DAYS REMAIN in the Spoons plush Kickstarter! If you've been waiting to back, now's the time! There are some very nice pins, as well.... AND you can now get the opossum plush, too!! So come on down to the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter and GET you some PLUSHES

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The Pets

A couple little comics about my beloved pets today~ This is the first comic to feature Nubs! He's an axolotl with two arms on one side and I love him very much. PS-- The Spoons (the cat) the Plush Kickstarter is in its FINAL FIVE DAYS. The campaign will wrap up next Wednesday morning, so if you're interested in a plush, back now or forever hold your peace.

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Gwent (the card game) The Video Game

A rich story indeed. PS, THE SPOONS KICKSTARTER is in its FINAL WEEK! We still have over $9k to go til we hit goal, so if you're after a cute plush or pins, toss a couple dollars Kickstarter way, aye? There are also some very sleek pins.... Anyway, check it out!!

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My roommates are working from home, they have entered my realm

My roommates are working from home, so now they see me in my true goblin form. CLICK HERE to check out the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter! CLICK HERE to go to the JSPH store and buy a book/pin/possum plush/WHAT HAVE YOU! The Spoons plush is, in all honesty, amazing and I love it. Even though it's a cartoony design, it still makes me do a double-take when I see it out of the corner of my eye because I think it's Spoons. There's even a tier where you can [more]

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Bang

bang bang bang ban gb ang

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Give'er

Don't be scared

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Logic

we're dogs!

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Woes

design school is hard

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Duel Comics

all us cowboys got problems at home

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Cosmic Adventures

i know lots of stuff about space

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Brandon B made this

they both know about that

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Workout

hard work pays off

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Debate

climb the ladder

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And a three

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

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Just Super Good

really, really great

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Mean Prof 2

Shakespeare did everything

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Lesson

It is a good lesson

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The Entire Thing

The corners. . .that other part. . .

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For Sure

I definitely do. For sure.

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Languille

haha, no, i guess it's not

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Last Request

it's not dillinger

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Stuff

you know what stuff i mean

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Lava Rug

the rug is lava

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Too Dank

koff! koff! koff! koff!

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Barbarian Dick

too many skeletons

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The Call

but there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

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Not A Fan

A Scott C Homage

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President Bird

The President is a Bird

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Mean Professor

The Meanest Professor

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Pat Pat Pat

Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat

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The Joke Is Dogs

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

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Hidden

Where'd They Go

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