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Crafts

arts and crafts

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Eulogy

the man has an erection at a time when he should not have one

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Races

Ooooooool' uncle slops

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Where

actually it is, yes

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Stretch

it's like a coin purse, or just a regular purse

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Moulting

A magestic vagina

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Fluffer

I'm not even sure fluffers are real

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Initiation

The great frat in the sky

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Sacrifice

Selfless frat boy

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Superpowers

zibzob loves his cat

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Queen

The Queen likes all of the wieners

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Heaven

I have not read the bible but I imagine it is like this

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Wish

Star light, star bright

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Revenge

All of you all

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Misery

JESUS GOD, NO. NO. NO.

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Death Zone

sacrifices must be made to attain glory

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Changed

can't have a stinky baby

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Opportunity

this is what the movie 'fearless' was originally about

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Spirit

Ghost mom, you're embarrassing me!

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D.T.D

Too many daps

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Questionnaire

zeros across the board

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Dignity

whump whump whump whump whump

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Grody

ew ew ew ew ew

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Organs

Put those organs in there

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Kill

Life does not go on forever

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Charles

Charles is dead now

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Surgery

it is true

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Symbols

fluffy puppy dickens

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Mansion

just like in all of those movies

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Spit Take

ha ha ha huhhhhgh

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Back Seat

You did this too

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Crime

It's true

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Freudian

The regular eagle just wants to see you succeed

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Coconut

I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO MOM BRO

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Conscience

good dogs eat the poop

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Ducks

that's a thing about ducks

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Crossover

And I dunno, Alf. Alf is in the movie?

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Exam

the other arm says "THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS TO CONSIDER"

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Technique

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

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Tramp

sick tramp

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Apocalypse

Also you're dying

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Amazing

Now is it bigger than a truck? Nobody knows

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Tattoo

I HATE BIRDS

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Jungle Explorer

nature does not care

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Favor

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's gross

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Whoa Man (Guest Strip)

Eagle, more like PEEgle

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Beat It

Two sort of offensive strips in a row *fistpump*

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Subdue

Don't make me fire a third round, sir

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Neckbeard

Heh. Heh. Heh. heh

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Got Me

Open your fucking ears! I said I have a real bad tummy ache!

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Saved

Sometimes things work out for the best

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Hoarder

These penises are badly water damaged

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Dumped

Hnnnn...*sob*

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Floaters

AaaaaaaaAAAA

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Art Show

That is what a taint is, in my art

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X-Ray

The joke is that the nerd character is monstrously evil

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Really Nice Time

Welp, seeya later!

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Flattered

Seriously though thanks for touching my dick.

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Super Tiny

Those darn fingers are too small, darn it!

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Procedure

Make my skeleton kiss me on my skinlips

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Horror Comics

All work and no play makes Jon a dull boy

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Sadwich

Alternate jokes: Roast Bleef, Slalamli, Tlurkey Breast

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Surly Baby

I don't even know that I have a tongue yet

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Reasons

Who doesn't want a slippery butt. Get that butt as slippery as you can, please.

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Teens

Typical!

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Black Hole

Mission Control check out my dick

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Defense

kick kick kick kick kick awk awwwkk kick

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Hockey

So uh uh you know uh

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Basilisk

It's Basil!

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Father's Day

love those dads

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Honour

Ssssssssssssssshoot

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M'Lady

Barfin' Lady

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Vitamins

And your purse and lipstick and stuff

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Bug Call

Eat that neck

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Portrait

Local artist commits suicide

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Digestion

The slimy thing is called that because it is slimy

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Butt Touches

Take that butt right off

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Masters

Bzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzz bzzz bzz

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Shy Doctor

Hhhhhhhhh heh ha hhh gh ghhhh

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The Singularity

Beep boop don't be a homo beep

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Moon

Us guys here in space. Spaceguys.

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Short Story

Once upon a time, there was a murderhole

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Fifi

Lady, seriously?

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Donor

This is a real thing

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Finally!!!

Haha! Ha! Hahaha!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - UBI

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The good news is everyone has job security in the post-scarcity world. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - GWAS

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately, so much mitochondrial energy flowed to the dong that all the cognitive stats selected for got blocked. Today's News:

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art is life

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousJune 19th, 2026next June 19th, 2026: I guess in order to maintain consistency with the post beneath yesterday's comic, I must claim that this comic was inspired by horses too. There is, in fact, a greater than 0% chance it was inspired by a song about a horse, so - SUCCESS?? – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spooky

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Kelly told me this one was too weird, so please make it popular so she has to roll her eyes. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Deal

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later the drug dealer gets nostalgic about how in the 90s economy you could give out the first one free. Today's News:

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non-candle-based lights, today known as "lights"

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousJune 17th, 2026next June 17th, 2026: This comic was, like most things in my life AND YOURS when you go deep enough, inspired by horses!! – Ryan

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Evolution: Buttercup Festival 3-385

Evolution: Buttercup Festival 3-385 & hey there’s an open postcard slot on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/buttercupfestival

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sawyer

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Today's News: You still there RSS readers? I miss you. Here's the link for the book.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bunker

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We're going to build a recursively self-improving god-like machine intelligence that wants to destroy humanity, but it's OK because I have a hole. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Duck

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Idiot drawn to look like me because I am the idiot. Today's News:

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t-rex's movie mashup minute

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousJune 15th, 2026next June 15th, 2026: There's probably other films beyond Back to the Future and its two sequels but I'm afraid they wouldn't interest me at all!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proof

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The notebook has feedback from a nurse, cowboy, and plumber. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Upcoming Book Signings

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Mark your calendars! Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Summary

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I posted this as a joke about a script I shouldn't do, and bluesky economists pressured me into making it. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All-loving God my ass. Today's News:

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doctors have tests they can do, so if you're the sucker that was born in that minute they'll know and then they have to tell your parents

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousJune 12th, 2026next June 12th, 2026: TCAF was great! I was just walking around most of the time, but I did have a panel and a signing and I'm sorry to the people who I didn't get to chat with as much but they were had to rush me out to get the next person in line! But it was a DELIGHT and I hope we get to do it again soon - perhaps... ONE YEAR FROM NOW?? – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Huh

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Once I realized this, all those inept AI laundry-folding videos became hilarious. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Surveil

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I don't know if it's happened yet, but you can bet in the next few years someone will start fitting people out to collect sex training data. Today's News:

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finger-quotes disease can be treated with a short length of rope, sturdy and true, to tie your hands behind your back

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousJune 10th, 2026next June 10th, 2026: TCAF was great! I was just walking around most of the time, but I did have a panel and a signing and I'm sorry to the people who I didn't get to chat with as much but they were had to rush me out to get the next person in line! But it was a DELIGHT and I hope we get to do it again soon - perhaps... ONE YEAR FROM NOW?? – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Creative

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: C'monnnnn hatemail. Today's News:

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Plish plash: Buttercup Festival 3-384

Plish plash: Buttercup Festival 3-384 www.buttercupfestival.com

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I contend that SMBC remains the comic with the funniest jokes about commodity pricing. Today's News:

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if you have three (3) friends then let me just say WOW, BRAG MUCH??

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousJune 8th, 2026next June 8th, 2026: TCAF was great! I was just walking around most of the time, but I did have a panel and a signing and I'm sorry to the people who I didn't get to chat with as much but they were had to rush me out to get the next person in line! But it was a DELIGHT and I hope we get to do it again soon - perhaps... ONE YEAR FROM NOW?? – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: From an idea in Aguera y Arcas' recent book What is Intelligence? Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yes

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is one of those jokes where the moment I finish drawing it I realize someone has probably already done it. But then, given that this is recursive, there's at least some layer of Doom on Doom that has not yet been achieved. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proof

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This sort of thing is why I will likely never write fantasy. Today's News:

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ted got back in his time machine and returned to his own time. life without a giant wheel full of books that lets you rotate through books without standing up to get more books simply wasn't worth living

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousJune 5th, 2026next June 5th, 2026: Okay I know you have many questions so HERE IT IS, YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT HERE. I'm at TCAF this weekend! Mostly just walking around but I do have a panel on Sunday at 11:30am (the Comic Book Gig Economy, in the Bunker on the 3rd floor) and a signing afterwards at 1pm at the Penguin Random House booth, #117! HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gland

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If you disagree, find me a recent source specifically proving Descartes wrong. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Speech

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just a reminder that I am available for commencement speeches, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs. Today's News:

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I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF "PARMESAN" WAS PRONOUNCED "PAR-ME-SEE-IAN" AND I GUESS THE ANSWER IS NOT MUCH

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousJune 3rd, 2026next June 3rd, 2026: This weekend I won some items in a Star Trek auction of Strange New Worlds items and if you're ever wondering where Lieutenant Erica Ortegas' backup beanbag chair lives now, it's in MY house :0 – Ryan

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Visitation: Buttercup Festival 3-383

Visitation: Buttercup Festival 3-383 Latest on Patreon May 31st: Series 1 Vol 3 bonus strips for a sunny Sunday in May May 27th: Watercolor sketches and thoughts

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sorry to all dogs. also is this why you're all so into pee? ...don't answer that, dogs

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousJune 1st, 2026next June 1st, 2026: This comic is inspired by dogs! May they forever be countable. – Ryan

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t-rex goes to the gym one (1) time

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMay 29th, 2026next May 29th, 2026: This comic is inspired by ceps! May they forever be countable. – Ryan

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Behold: Buttercup Festival 3-382

Behold: Buttercup Festival 3-382

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All alone: Buttercup Festival 3-381

All alone: Buttercup Festival 3-381

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Wind of change: Buttercup Festival 3-380

Wind of change: Buttercup Festival 3-380

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The ground: Buttercup Festival 3-379

The ground: Buttercup Festival 3-379 Latest on Patreon Apr 29th: Springtime sketchbook Apr 23rd: Watercolor of a jumbled stone wall

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Age: Buttercup Festival 3-378

Age: Buttercup Festival 3-378 Latest on Patreon Apr 23rd: Watercolor of a jumbled stone wall

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Blossom: Buttercup Festival 3-377

Blossom: Buttercup Festival 3-377 (learning by imitation of a beautiful Stan Fellows watercolor)

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Boots: Buttercup Festival 3-376

Boots: Buttercup Festival 3-376 Latest on Patreon Mar 29th: March sketchbook dump: mostly stone walls

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Bats! Buttercup Festival 3-375

Bats! Buttercup Festival 3-375 Latest on Patreon Mar 29th: March sketchbook dump: mostly stone walls

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Endgame

The post Endgame appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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All the sounds: Buttercup Festival 3-374

All the sounds: Buttercup Festival 3-374 Latest on Patreon Mar 29th: March sketchbook dump: mostly stone walls

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Koi in a pond: Buttercup Festival 3-373

Koi in a pond: Buttercup Festival 3-373

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Moon! Buttercup Festival 3-372

Moon! Buttercup Festival 3-372

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The call: Buttercup Festival 3-371

The call: Buttercup Festival 3-371 March 9th, 2026 Last weekend I made syrup for the first time with sap from my own trees. In one day I boiled down about 12 gallons of sap into a single 32-oz mason jar of sweet, sweet maple syrup. Sitting out there all day, in the sun and cold, with the deep melting snow around me, feeding the fire, topping off the pan of boiling sap whenever it got low: I highly recommend it. And hey, did you know you can buy original artwork and prints of BF comics? You can a [more]

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Pump me full of green: Buttercup Festival 3-370

Pump me full of green: Buttercup Festival 3-370 Latest on Patreon Feb 28th: Been painting today

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Perfect: Buttercup Festival 3-369

Perfect: Buttercup Festival 3-369 Latest on Patreon Feb 22nd: New published poetry and a general update

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Toy surprise: Buttercup Festival 3-368

Toy surprise: Buttercup Festival 3-368

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Like a duck: Buttercup Festival 3-367

Like a duck: Buttercup Festival 3-367

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Chasing the sunset: Buttercup Festival 3-366

Chasing the sunset: Buttercup Festival 3-366 Latest on Patreon Jan 29th:Tiny little sketchbook and color strip rough draft

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Buzz

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Artist

The post Artist appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Hand and Hand

The post Hand and Hand appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Another Message

The post Another Message appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The Message

The post The Message appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The Craving

The post The Craving appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Getting Things Done

The post Getting Things Done appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Anniversary Trip

The post Anniversary Trip appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Bright

The post Bright appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Hourly Comics Day 2024

Hey again!! Don't worry, I'm sure in five years or so I'll get a hankering to do these again, but for now, I feel like it's nice to leave it here :3 I wanted to make sure I did at least ten years of these, and they were definitely a fun and eventful ten years. I published seven graphic novels and founded a games studio with my spouse Tony, releasing both Scarlet Hollow (up to episode 4, episode 5 is still in the works!) and Slay the Princess. I'm so happy that people have been enjoying what we'v [more]

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Hourly Comics Day 2023

Another year, another Hourly Comics Day!

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Hourly Comics Day 2022

Hourly Comics Day will once again be upon us this coming Wednesday (Feb 1st), so I'm getting caught up on posting so I can put up the comics for 2023 once they're done!   To all those who participate, good luck out there o7

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Hourly Comics Day 2021

Uploading chunks of little comics I've done over the past few years! Here are the hourlies from 2021~ I couldn't find any hourlies I did for hourly comic day 2020 so I must have skipped that year, which makes sense, I was on a horrific crunch to finish The Crossroads At Midnight at the time. And then the pandemic hit :,)

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Welcome to the life of a professional creative

My spouse and I started a game studio together AND released the first episode of our horror game, Scarlet Hollow, for FREE over on Steam! Which means Tony has now entered the life of a creative professional, a cursed life where no accomplishment will ever be enough to fill the hungering void within. Anyway, we're running a Kickstarter right now to fund the next six episodes!! Feel free to stop by and take a look if you're interested~

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Random Word Pair Comic from a Livestream

This is a comic I drew on a livestream! It was a 90-minute challenge, so forgive me if it's weird, haha. I've started streaming somewhat regularly over on twitch, just taking digital sketch requests until I can get a webcam rigged up for traditional drawing. I'll be doing more streaming today, starting in about 15 minutes (11:30amEST) and going until...?? And if I hit 200 followers today (we're only about 20 away, so that's pretty likely), I'll do another one of these random word pair comics! [more]

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Such Cruelty

Classic Cat Moves ONLY FOUR DAYS REMAIN in the Spoons plush Kickstarter! If you've been waiting to back, now's the time! There are some very nice pins, as well.... AND you can now get the opossum plush, too!! So come on down to the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter and GET you some PLUSHES

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The Pets

A couple little comics about my beloved pets today~ This is the first comic to feature Nubs! He's an axolotl with two arms on one side and I love him very much. PS-- The Spoons (the cat) the Plush Kickstarter is in its FINAL FIVE DAYS. The campaign will wrap up next Wednesday morning, so if you're interested in a plush, back now or forever hold your peace.

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Gwent (the card game) The Video Game

A rich story indeed. PS, THE SPOONS KICKSTARTER is in its FINAL WEEK! We still have over $9k to go til we hit goal, so if you're after a cute plush or pins, toss a couple dollars Kickstarter way, aye? There are also some very sleek pins.... Anyway, check it out!!

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My roommates are working from home, they have entered my realm

My roommates are working from home, so now they see me in my true goblin form. CLICK HERE to check out the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter! CLICK HERE to go to the JSPH store and buy a book/pin/possum plush/WHAT HAVE YOU! The Spoons plush is, in all honesty, amazing and I love it. Even though it's a cartoony design, it still makes me do a double-take when I see it out of the corner of my eye because I think it's Spoons. There's even a tier where you can [more]

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Bang

bang bang bang ban gb ang

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Give'er

Don't be scared

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Logic

we're dogs!

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Woes

design school is hard

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Duel Comics

all us cowboys got problems at home

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Cosmic Adventures

i know lots of stuff about space

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Brandon B made this

they both know about that

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Workout

hard work pays off

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Debate

climb the ladder

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And a three

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

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Just Super Good

really, really great

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Mean Prof 2

Shakespeare did everything

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Lesson

It is a good lesson

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The Entire Thing

The corners. . .that other part. . .

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For Sure

I definitely do. For sure.

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Languille

haha, no, i guess it's not

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Last Request

it's not dillinger

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Stuff

you know what stuff i mean

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Lava Rug

the rug is lava

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Too Dank

koff! koff! koff! koff!

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Barbarian Dick

too many skeletons

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The Call

but there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

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Not A Fan

A Scott C Homage

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President Bird

The President is a Bird

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Mean Professor

The Meanest Professor

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Pat Pat Pat

Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat

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The Joke Is Dogs

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

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Hidden

Where'd They Go

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