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Crafts

arts and crafts

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Eulogy

the man has an erection at a time when he should not have one

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Races

Ooooooool' uncle slops

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Where

actually it is, yes

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Stretch

it's like a coin purse, or just a regular purse

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Moulting

A magestic vagina

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Fluffer

I'm not even sure fluffers are real

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Initiation

The great frat in the sky

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Sacrifice

Selfless frat boy

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Superpowers

zibzob loves his cat

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Queen

The Queen likes all of the wieners

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Heaven

I have not read the bible but I imagine it is like this

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Wish

Star light, star bright

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Revenge

All of you all

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Misery

JESUS GOD, NO. NO. NO.

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Death Zone

sacrifices must be made to attain glory

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Changed

can't have a stinky baby

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Opportunity

this is what the movie 'fearless' was originally about

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Spirit

Ghost mom, you're embarrassing me!

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D.T.D

Too many daps

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Questionnaire

zeros across the board

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Dignity

whump whump whump whump whump

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Grody

ew ew ew ew ew

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Organs

Put those organs in there

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Kill

Life does not go on forever

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Charles

Charles is dead now

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Surgery

it is true

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Symbols

fluffy puppy dickens

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Mansion

just like in all of those movies

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Spit Take

ha ha ha huhhhhgh

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Back Seat

You did this too

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Crime

It's true

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Freudian

The regular eagle just wants to see you succeed

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Coconut

I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO MOM BRO

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Conscience

good dogs eat the poop

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Ducks

that's a thing about ducks

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Crossover

And I dunno, Alf. Alf is in the movie?

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Exam

the other arm says "THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS TO CONSIDER"

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Technique

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

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Tramp

sick tramp

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Apocalypse

Also you're dying

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Amazing

Now is it bigger than a truck? Nobody knows

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Tattoo

I HATE BIRDS

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Jungle Explorer

nature does not care

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Favor

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's gross

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Whoa Man (Guest Strip)

Eagle, more like PEEgle

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Beat It

Two sort of offensive strips in a row *fistpump*

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Subdue

Don't make me fire a third round, sir

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Neckbeard

Heh. Heh. Heh. heh

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Got Me

Open your fucking ears! I said I have a real bad tummy ache!

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Saved

Sometimes things work out for the best

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Hoarder

These penises are badly water damaged

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Dumped

Hnnnn...*sob*

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Floaters

AaaaaaaaAAAA

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Art Show

That is what a taint is, in my art

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X-Ray

The joke is that the nerd character is monstrously evil

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Really Nice Time

Welp, seeya later!

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Flattered

Seriously though thanks for touching my dick.

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Super Tiny

Those darn fingers are too small, darn it!

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Procedure

Make my skeleton kiss me on my skinlips

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Horror Comics

All work and no play makes Jon a dull boy

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Sadwich

Alternate jokes: Roast Bleef, Slalamli, Tlurkey Breast

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Surly Baby

I don't even know that I have a tongue yet

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Reasons

Who doesn't want a slippery butt. Get that butt as slippery as you can, please.

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Teens

Typical!

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Black Hole

Mission Control check out my dick

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Defense

kick kick kick kick kick awk awwwkk kick

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Hockey

So uh uh you know uh

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Basilisk

It's Basil!

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Father's Day

love those dads

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Honour

Ssssssssssssssshoot

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M'Lady

Barfin' Lady

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Vitamins

And your purse and lipstick and stuff

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Bug Call

Eat that neck

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Portrait

Local artist commits suicide

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Digestion

The slimy thing is called that because it is slimy

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Butt Touches

Take that butt right off

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Masters

Bzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzz bzzz bzz

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Shy Doctor

Hhhhhhhhh heh ha hhh gh ghhhh

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The Singularity

Beep boop don't be a homo beep

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Moon

Us guys here in space. Spaceguys.

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Short Story

Once upon a time, there was a murderhole

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Fifi

Lady, seriously?

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Donor

This is a real thing

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Finally!!!

Haha! Ha! Hahaha!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Positive

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: No, I don't know what knives look like. I've only been drawing 25 years. Today's News:

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YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT CHOCOCHOPS? never. NEVER

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousSeptember 5th, 2025next September 5th, 2025: I want it on record, specifically because he does not, that my friend PATRICK WISKING is the inventor of the chocochop! I am merely its #1 fan and salesperson!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Technically

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It might also be possible to use complex soundwaves to inderdict the festive music. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dogs

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can also do the pi dogs, but then you lose business from the tau people. Today's News:

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let's use the alphabet... TO RATE THE ALPHABET??

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about <img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-5073.png" class="comic" title="Alphabet But Each Letterform Is Replaced By A Ziggy Comic: the captions are distracting and undermine the entire purpose of this exercise, but Ziggy is as relatable as ever. Somehow this flaw does not impact the Garfs. FOUR POINT FIVE STARS."> ← previousSeptember 3rd, 2025next September 3rd, 2025: Boise was a great time, and I love a comics festival. Yo [more]

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chew

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There was a fairly intricate debate on an early version of this posted to bluesky, the contention being over whether OR was sufficient. I think the ORs have it, but XOR is a funnier word, so there. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Actually

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The good news is you touched your butt once, so you wouldn't be going there anyway. Today's News:

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BBQ time: Buttercup Festival 3-344

BBQ time: Buttercup Festival 3-344 Latest on Patreon Aug 30th: Summer color sketchbook 2

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what IF i'm a gorgeous lime green t-rex dreaming i'm a fleshy human though

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousSeptember 1st, 2025next September 1st, 2025: Today I'm coming back from BCAF! If we met - AWESOME! If we didn't meet... well, I don't know who to blame here but it seems like there's an awful lot of it to go around. :0 – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I hereby release this logo to SpaceX. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stop

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ALSO I HAVE MANY SPECIFIC COMMENTS ON YOUR RANKINGS THAT I HAVE COMPILED INTO THIS 200,000 WORD TEXT FILE / IT IS ABRIDGED

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 29th, 2025next August 29th, 2025: I'm in Boise this weekend for the BOISE COMICS ARTS FESTIVAL. Maybe I will see you there?? – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Petals

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I read that it's sometimes called Italian Man Orchid, which is an insult or compliment, depending on whether you're talking absolute size or size relative to the rest of the petal. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Work

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Technically, a piece of elastic is a 2-sided fitted sheet. Today's News:

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if you don't have a special fridge, you can use your armpits to warm cans of liquid to your guest's body's exact specifications

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 27th, 2025next August 27th, 2025: This comic was inspired by me being a good host!!! – Ryan

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Don&rsquo;t want to miss it: Buttercup Festival 3-343

Don’t want to miss it: Buttercup Festival 3-343

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standards

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also a heap is when you have 26 of something. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nigh

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The best part is watching them go up to guys yelling on a soapbox to ask what their timelines are. Today's News:

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there are many facts one can learn about snakes and this is but one of them

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 25th, 2025next August 25th, 2025: PS I WON A HUGO LAST SATURDAY, AHHHHH (SORRY I WILL STOP SHOUTING ABOUT IT NOW, IT'S JUST, AHHHHH) – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Drive

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they turn off the gene drives and we beg to get them back. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flux

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The Stewart's Calculus movie was 4,000 hours long but it's okay because nobody ever gets to the final third anyway. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Super

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: These are actually the nicer heroes. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!

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it's all about the ratios

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 22nd, 2025next August 22nd, 2025: PS I WON A HUGO ON SATURDAY, AHHHHH – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Medicine

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Again, Hollywood, call me. We can extend this single joke for YEARS. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hear

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Dare: go into a loud bar and only make goat noises during 3 hours of communication, and see if anyone notices. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!

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the myth of medusa - part two!

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 20th, 2025next August 20th, 2025: A decade ago me and Kevin Jay Stanton collaborated on a Medusa comic for an anthology called "1001 Knights" and it was a story about Medusa! I always loved it, but the anthology is long out of print, so I thought it'd be fun to see if I could make it into a Dinosaur Comic. If you can track it down, the 1001 Knights version is the far superior version of the story thanks to Kevin's [more]

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - You Sir

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Another ten years passes and its just contemptuous staring. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!

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Incoming! Buttercup Festival 3-342

Incoming! Buttercup Festival 3-342

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Id

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sorry Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!

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the myth of medusa - part one!

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 18th, 2025next August 18th, 2025: A decade ago me and Kevin Jay Stanton collaborated on a Medusa comic for an anthology called "1001 Knights" and it was a story about Medusa! I always loved it, but the anthology is long out of print, so I thought it'd be fun to see if I could make it into a Dinosaur Comic. If you can track it down, the 1001 Knights version is the far superior version of the story thanks to Kevin's [more]

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Firstborn

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And don't even get me STARTED on secondborn sons. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Die

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Despair is also great for baking productivity. Today's News: Get your copy of A City on Mars signed in person in Charlottesville, VA on August 23rd!

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weenahol jones, of the mimico joneses

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 15th, 2025next August 15th, 2025: I'm off to Seattle for Worldcon (I'm on two panels!) and then the Hugo awards (my first time!). Who is to say what adventures await me?? – Ryan

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Tater tots: Buttercup Festival 3-341

Tater tots: Buttercup Festival 3-341

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Patreon Postcard Slot Available

One of the limited postcard-tier slots on the Buttercup Festival patreon is available. Sign up for monthly color postcards in the mail! David Troupes | creating comic strips and illustrated things. | Patreon

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Cucumbers: Buttercup Festival 3-340

Cucumbers: Buttercup Festival 3-340

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The puzzle: Buttercup Festival 3-339

The puzzle: Buttercup Festival 3-339 Latest on Patreon July 22nd: Summer color sketchbook 1

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Hopscotch: Buttercup Festival 3-338 www.buttercupfestival.com

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Patreon postcard slot available!

David Troupes | creating comic strips and illustrated things. | Patreon

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A candle in the wind: Buttercup Festival 3-337

A candle in the wind: Buttercup Festival 3-337

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Stew: Buttercup Festival 3-336

Stew: Buttercup Festival 3-336

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Anniversary Trip

The post Anniversary Trip appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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A better world: Buttercup Festival 3-335

A better world: Buttercup Festival 3-335 Latest on Patreon June 28th: Camping sketchbook: watercolors with colored pencil

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Marshmallow: Buttercup Festival 3-334

Marshmallow: Buttercup Festival 3-334

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A postcard slot is available on Patreon! Sign up to receive color things in the mail&hellip;.

A postcard slot is available on Patreon! Sign up to receive color things in the mail. www.patreon.com/buttercupfestival

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Vacant: Buttercup Festival 3-333

Vacant: Buttercup Festival 3-333

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Crawl space: Buttercup Festival 3-332

Crawl space: Buttercup Festival 3-332

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A bridge troll: Buttercup Festival 3-331

A bridge troll: Buttercup Festival 3-331

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Journey: Buttercup Festival 3-330

Journey: Buttercup Festival 3-330 Latest on Patreon May 24th: Another trip back in time: vintage Series 1, Vol. 3 bonus strips May 26th, 2025 I can’t tell you how happy I am to have humans in my life. The humans I live with, the ones I work with every day, getting in each other’s way by the microwave – how bereft I would be without them. Solitude can be a fine thing, but only to punctuate community.

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The strongest: Buttercup Festival 3-329

The strongest: Buttercup Festival 3-329

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Bright

The post Bright appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The apple: Buttercup Festival 3-328

The apple: Buttercup Festival 3-328

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Blocked

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0 Percent Chance

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Snowflake

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Bubbled

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Ditty

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Invasion

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Clicked

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The Hare and the Tortoise

The post The Hare and the Tortoise appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Hourly Comics Day 2024

Hey again!! Don't worry, I'm sure in five years or so I'll get a hankering to do these again, but for now, I feel like it's nice to leave it here :3 I wanted to make sure I did at least ten years of these, and they were definitely a fun and eventful ten years. I published seven graphic novels and founded a games studio with my spouse Tony, releasing both Scarlet Hollow (up to episode 4, episode 5 is still in the works!) and Slay the Princess. I'm so happy that people have been enjoying what we'v [more]

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Hourly Comics Day 2023

Another year, another Hourly Comics Day!

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Hourly Comics Day 2022

Hourly Comics Day will once again be upon us this coming Wednesday (Feb 1st), so I'm getting caught up on posting so I can put up the comics for 2023 once they're done!   To all those who participate, good luck out there o7

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Hourly Comics Day 2021

Uploading chunks of little comics I've done over the past few years! Here are the hourlies from 2021~ I couldn't find any hourlies I did for hourly comic day 2020 so I must have skipped that year, which makes sense, I was on a horrific crunch to finish The Crossroads At Midnight at the time. And then the pandemic hit :,)

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Welcome to the life of a professional creative

My spouse and I started a game studio together AND released the first episode of our horror game, Scarlet Hollow, for FREE over on Steam! Which means Tony has now entered the life of a creative professional, a cursed life where no accomplishment will ever be enough to fill the hungering void within. Anyway, we're running a Kickstarter right now to fund the next six episodes!! Feel free to stop by and take a look if you're interested~

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Random Word Pair Comic from a Livestream

This is a comic I drew on a livestream! It was a 90-minute challenge, so forgive me if it's weird, haha. I've started streaming somewhat regularly over on twitch, just taking digital sketch requests until I can get a webcam rigged up for traditional drawing. I'll be doing more streaming today, starting in about 15 minutes (11:30amEST) and going until...?? And if I hit 200 followers today (we're only about 20 away, so that's pretty likely), I'll do another one of these random word pair comics! [more]

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Such Cruelty

Classic Cat Moves ONLY FOUR DAYS REMAIN in the Spoons plush Kickstarter! If you've been waiting to back, now's the time! There are some very nice pins, as well.... AND you can now get the opossum plush, too!! So come on down to the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter and GET you some PLUSHES

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The Pets

A couple little comics about my beloved pets today~ This is the first comic to feature Nubs! He's an axolotl with two arms on one side and I love him very much. PS-- The Spoons (the cat) the Plush Kickstarter is in its FINAL FIVE DAYS. The campaign will wrap up next Wednesday morning, so if you're interested in a plush, back now or forever hold your peace.

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Gwent (the card game) The Video Game

A rich story indeed. PS, THE SPOONS KICKSTARTER is in its FINAL WEEK! We still have over $9k to go til we hit goal, so if you're after a cute plush or pins, toss a couple dollars Kickstarter way, aye? There are also some very sleek pins.... Anyway, check it out!!

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My roommates are working from home, they have entered my realm

My roommates are working from home, so now they see me in my true goblin form. CLICK HERE to check out the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter! CLICK HERE to go to the JSPH store and buy a book/pin/possum plush/WHAT HAVE YOU! The Spoons plush is, in all honesty, amazing and I love it. Even though it's a cartoony design, it still makes me do a double-take when I see it out of the corner of my eye because I think it's Spoons. There's even a tier where you can [more]

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Bang

bang bang bang ban gb ang

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Give'er

Don't be scared

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Logic

we're dogs!

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Woes

design school is hard

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Duel Comics

all us cowboys got problems at home

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Cosmic Adventures

i know lots of stuff about space

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Brandon B made this

they both know about that

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Workout

hard work pays off

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Debate

climb the ladder

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And a three

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

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Just Super Good

really, really great

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Mean Prof 2

Shakespeare did everything

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Lesson

It is a good lesson

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The Entire Thing

The corners. . .that other part. . .

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For Sure

I definitely do. For sure.

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Languille

haha, no, i guess it's not

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Last Request

it's not dillinger

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Stuff

you know what stuff i mean

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Lava Rug

the rug is lava

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Too Dank

koff! koff! koff! koff!

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Barbarian Dick

too many skeletons

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The Call

but there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

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Not A Fan

A Scott C Homage

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President Bird

The President is a Bird

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Mean Professor

The Meanest Professor

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Pat Pat Pat

Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat

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The Joke Is Dogs

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

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Hidden

Where'd They Go

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