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Crafts

arts and crafts

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Eulogy

the man has an erection at a time when he should not have one

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Races

Ooooooool' uncle slops

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Where

actually it is, yes

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Stretch

it's like a coin purse, or just a regular purse

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Moulting

A magestic vagina

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Fluffer

I'm not even sure fluffers are real

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Initiation

The great frat in the sky

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Sacrifice

Selfless frat boy

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Superpowers

zibzob loves his cat

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Queen

The Queen likes all of the wieners

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Heaven

I have not read the bible but I imagine it is like this

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Wish

Star light, star bright

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Revenge

All of you all

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Misery

JESUS GOD, NO. NO. NO.

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Death Zone

sacrifices must be made to attain glory

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Changed

can't have a stinky baby

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Opportunity

this is what the movie 'fearless' was originally about

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Spirit

Ghost mom, you're embarrassing me!

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D.T.D

Too many daps

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Questionnaire

zeros across the board

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Dignity

whump whump whump whump whump

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Grody

ew ew ew ew ew

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Organs

Put those organs in there

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Kill

Life does not go on forever

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Charles

Charles is dead now

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Surgery

it is true

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Symbols

fluffy puppy dickens

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Mansion

just like in all of those movies

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Spit Take

ha ha ha huhhhhgh

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Back Seat

You did this too

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Crime

It's true

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Freudian

The regular eagle just wants to see you succeed

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Coconut

I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO MOM BRO

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Conscience

good dogs eat the poop

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Ducks

that's a thing about ducks

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Crossover

And I dunno, Alf. Alf is in the movie?

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Exam

the other arm says "THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS TO CONSIDER"

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Technique

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

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Tramp

sick tramp

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Apocalypse

Also you're dying

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Amazing

Now is it bigger than a truck? Nobody knows

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Tattoo

I HATE BIRDS

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Jungle Explorer

nature does not care

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Favor

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's gross

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Whoa Man (Guest Strip)

Eagle, more like PEEgle

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Beat It

Two sort of offensive strips in a row *fistpump*

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Subdue

Don't make me fire a third round, sir

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Neckbeard

Heh. Heh. Heh. heh

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Got Me

Open your fucking ears! I said I have a real bad tummy ache!

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Saved

Sometimes things work out for the best

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Hoarder

These penises are badly water damaged

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Dumped

Hnnnn...*sob*

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Floaters

AaaaaaaaAAAA

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Art Show

That is what a taint is, in my art

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X-Ray

The joke is that the nerd character is monstrously evil

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Really Nice Time

Welp, seeya later!

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Flattered

Seriously though thanks for touching my dick.

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Super Tiny

Those darn fingers are too small, darn it!

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Procedure

Make my skeleton kiss me on my skinlips

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Horror Comics

All work and no play makes Jon a dull boy

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Sadwich

Alternate jokes: Roast Bleef, Slalamli, Tlurkey Breast

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Surly Baby

I don't even know that I have a tongue yet

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Reasons

Who doesn't want a slippery butt. Get that butt as slippery as you can, please.

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Teens

Typical!

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Black Hole

Mission Control check out my dick

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Defense

kick kick kick kick kick awk awwwkk kick

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Hockey

So uh uh you know uh

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Basilisk

It's Basil!

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Father's Day

love those dads

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Honour

Ssssssssssssssshoot

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M'Lady

Barfin' Lady

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Vitamins

And your purse and lipstick and stuff

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Bug Call

Eat that neck

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Portrait

Local artist commits suicide

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Digestion

The slimy thing is called that because it is slimy

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Butt Touches

Take that butt right off

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Masters

Bzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzz bzzz bzz

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Shy Doctor

Hhhhhhhhh heh ha hhh gh ghhhh

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The Singularity

Beep boop don't be a homo beep

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Moon

Us guys here in space. Spaceguys.

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Short Story

Once upon a time, there was a murderhole

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Fifi

Lady, seriously?

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Donor

This is a real thing

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Finally!!!

Haha! Ha! Hahaha!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Citation

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There's a thing in the paper about the forthcoming End Times but it's still in press. Today's News:

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sherlock, be careful: these omniscient third party narrators will see you crying! sherlock, they can READ your THOUGHTS!!

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousSeptember 18th, 2026next September 18th, 2026: Sherlock's misadventures MAY be based on a cake I baked as a teen. It was extremely bitter, I less so. I was more disappointed because I really wanted to eat a cake and thought I'd found an exploit for free cakes (use my parent's pantry to bake cakes for myself on demand). – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waste

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Seriously though, next time there's a problem like this just call me. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lake

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You can't see it but he's typing an essay with his right hand. Today's News:

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i will be DAMNED if i lose to a CONCEPT

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousSeptember 16th, 2026next September 16th, 2026: This is of course a work of fiction - I achieved inner peace YEARS ago and not gonna lie: it's been RAD. Just like... peace for DAYS. – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gates

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies. Today's News:

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The cliff: Buttercup Festival 3-398

The cliff: Buttercup Festival 3-398

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Balance

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Do all of history's obsessive truth seekers seem happy to you? Today's News:

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though he's known today for the many new words he invented in the course of his writing, shakespeare's career as a sandwich innovator is sadly less well-documented

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousSeptember 14th, 2026next September 14th, 2026: This comic is brought to you by WORDS!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scratchpad

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Never thought software would ruin a philosophy problem, but here we are. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Time

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Kelly thought this was stupid, so please make sure to share it. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We're about 6 weeks away from being able to do an Only Transporter Problem book. Today's News:

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why can't we all just [write in any verb here]

archive - :|">contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousSeptember 11th, 2026next September 11th, 2026: I'm not lazy I'm BEING THE CHANGE!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shilling

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really do wonder if paid disinformation orgs have the same office politics as everywhere else. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Club

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: God also has a joke about how both oblivion and eternal recurrence are terrifying, and there is no middle ground. Today's News:

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the power of even a SINGLE horse is far beyond your conception

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousSeptember 9th, 2026next September 9th, 2026: Thanks to Dale for the tip about the true nature of horsepower!! It hasn't ruined my life AT ALL. – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Major

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The MBAs are no good because when the lights are off they think it's nighttime and go to sleep. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be a version of the Chinese Room where the guy inside has to speak French and has to remember those classes he cheated on in high school. Today's News:

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Dark-eyed junco: Buttercup Festival 3-397

Dark-eyed junco: Buttercup Festival 3-397 Shirts! https://topatoco.com/collections/buttercup-festival

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Seized

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Please let Professor Sykes know there's a free bad caricature available for him. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Imagine

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: They actually say modulus, but journalists dumb it down. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Money

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's the ones who go on TV that you really need to look out for. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Meaning

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Is it the thong? Is the problem that I use a thong? Today's News:

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my kind thighs deserve - and crave - thigh fives

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousSeptember 3rd, 2026next September 3rd, 2026: This comic was inspired by the kind eyes discussion in Swan Boy! You should be reading Swan Boy! – Ryan

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Truly a miracle: Buttercup Festival 3-396

Truly a miracle: Buttercup Festival 3-396

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dilemma

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly, you can just assume eating ten as a given and move on. Today's News:

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perhaps there are but a few foodstuffs improved by being transformed into a honey slurry and then baked. sadly it's impossible to know

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousSeptember 2nd, 2026next September 2nd, 2026: I had a great time last weekend at GalaxyCon San Jose - thank you to everyone who came out! I hope we get to do it again sometime! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philosophy

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Anyone who doesn't find this funny is in the lower right. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Royal

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later he regrets strangling the jester. Today's News:

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i don't always include the periods when abbreviating "also known as", but the phrase "Aka Woden" sounded too much like the name of a really cool dance 90s hit without them. it probably still does, to be honest

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 31st, 2026next August 31st, 2026: When I first launched my comic I called it "Daily Dinosaur Comics" and I finally, FINALLY, got around to living up to that name and actually doing comics about days! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Secret

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The good news is you can put beer back there. Today's News:

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this only continues to prove that all the best stories begin with the exact sentence "the year: the future."

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 28th, 2026next August 28th, 2026: Regarding the post last time here: yes, I do miss having ice cream twice in a day. It was a brief but intense vision into a better world!! – Ryan

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t-rex and the case of the zesty zeitgeist

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousAugust 26th, 2026next August 26th, 2026: Sorry for the lack of a comic Monday! I was travelling last week - a vacation! IT WAS GREAT! I ate ice cream TWICE in ONE DAY! - and didn't manage to get the comic up in time. It slipped my mind, which is I suppose the mark of a good vacation?? But it (and I) am HERE NOW. – Ryan

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Me and myself: Buttercup Festival 3-395

Me and myself: Buttercup Festival 3-395 Aug 24th, 2026 Do you ever wish you could find your way to a certain Series 2 strip quicker? Well, three cheers for reader Julia, who put together this transcription of BF Series 2 for you to CTRL-F to your heart’s content. Check out her own comic while you’re roaming. And don’t forget that new shirts are available! Latest on Patreon Aug 22nd: My first oil painting

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Break the glass: Buttercup Festival 3-394

Break the glass: Buttercup Festival 3-394 Latest on Patreon Aug 14th: Summer painting

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What’s the crocodilly? Buttercup Festival 3-393 There’s an open postcard slot on the Patreon! Get something in the mail every month that I sent you.

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The Biclops

The post The Biclops appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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At night: Buttercup Festival 3-392

At night: Buttercup Festival 3-392 Latest on Patreon July 24th and 29th: Reader question vlogs! Question #1 and Question #2 July 21st: Watercolor sketches at the beach

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Hum: Buttercup Festival 3-391

Hum: Buttercup Festival 3-391 …and there are 4 days left on the shirt pre-sale! topa.to/buttercupfestival

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New shirts! We are taking pre-orders for two new Buttercup Festival shirt designs over the next…

New shirts! We are taking pre-orders for two new Buttercup Festival shirt designs over the next seven days, so please order soon if you’re interested. Personally, I think you would look great in either one. topa.to/buttercupfestival

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Hide and seek: Buttercup Festival 3-390

Hide and seek: Buttercup Festival 3-390 Latest on Patreon July 21st: Watercolor sketches at the beach

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Beautiful Universe

The post Beautiful Universe appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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Connected: Buttercup Festival 3-389

Connected: Buttercup Festival 3-389 www.buttercupfestival.com

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Appropriately for a rainy evening: Buttercup Festival 3-388

Appropriately for a rainy evening: Buttercup Festival 3-388

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Big Fish

The post Big Fish appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.

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The bell: Buttercup Festival 3-386

The bell: Buttercup Festival 3-386 www.buttercupfestival.com

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Evolution: Buttercup Festival 3-385

Evolution: Buttercup Festival 3-385 & hey there’s an open postcard slot on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/buttercupfestival

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Plish plash: Buttercup Festival 3-384

Plish plash: Buttercup Festival 3-384 www.buttercupfestival.com

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Visitation: Buttercup Festival 3-383

Visitation: Buttercup Festival 3-383 Latest on Patreon May 31st: Series 1 Vol 3 bonus strips for a sunny Sunday in May May 27th: Watercolor sketches and thoughts

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Behold: Buttercup Festival 3-382

Behold: Buttercup Festival 3-382

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All alone: Buttercup Festival 3-381

All alone: Buttercup Festival 3-381

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Wind of change: Buttercup Festival 3-380

Wind of change: Buttercup Festival 3-380

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The ground: Buttercup Festival 3-379

The ground: Buttercup Festival 3-379 Latest on Patreon Apr 29th: Springtime sketchbook Apr 23rd: Watercolor of a jumbled stone wall

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Endgame

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Buzz

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Artist

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Hand and Hand

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Another Message

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The Message

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The Craving

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Hourly Comics Day 2024

Hey again!! Don't worry, I'm sure in five years or so I'll get a hankering to do these again, but for now, I feel like it's nice to leave it here :3 I wanted to make sure I did at least ten years of these, and they were definitely a fun and eventful ten years. I published seven graphic novels and founded a games studio with my spouse Tony, releasing both Scarlet Hollow (up to episode 4, episode 5 is still in the works!) and Slay the Princess. I'm so happy that people have been enjoying what we'v [more]

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Hourly Comics Day 2023

Another year, another Hourly Comics Day!

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Hourly Comics Day 2022

Hourly Comics Day will once again be upon us this coming Wednesday (Feb 1st), so I'm getting caught up on posting so I can put up the comics for 2023 once they're done!   To all those who participate, good luck out there o7

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Hourly Comics Day 2021

Uploading chunks of little comics I've done over the past few years! Here are the hourlies from 2021~ I couldn't find any hourlies I did for hourly comic day 2020 so I must have skipped that year, which makes sense, I was on a horrific crunch to finish The Crossroads At Midnight at the time. And then the pandemic hit :,)

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Welcome to the life of a professional creative

My spouse and I started a game studio together AND released the first episode of our horror game, Scarlet Hollow, for FREE over on Steam! Which means Tony has now entered the life of a creative professional, a cursed life where no accomplishment will ever be enough to fill the hungering void within. Anyway, we're running a Kickstarter right now to fund the next six episodes!! Feel free to stop by and take a look if you're interested~

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Random Word Pair Comic from a Livestream

This is a comic I drew on a livestream! It was a 90-minute challenge, so forgive me if it's weird, haha. I've started streaming somewhat regularly over on twitch, just taking digital sketch requests until I can get a webcam rigged up for traditional drawing. I'll be doing more streaming today, starting in about 15 minutes (11:30amEST) and going until...?? And if I hit 200 followers today (we're only about 20 away, so that's pretty likely), I'll do another one of these random word pair comics! [more]

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Such Cruelty

Classic Cat Moves ONLY FOUR DAYS REMAIN in the Spoons plush Kickstarter! If you've been waiting to back, now's the time! There are some very nice pins, as well.... AND you can now get the opossum plush, too!! So come on down to the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter and GET you some PLUSHES

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The Pets

A couple little comics about my beloved pets today~ This is the first comic to feature Nubs! He's an axolotl with two arms on one side and I love him very much. PS-- The Spoons (the cat) the Plush Kickstarter is in its FINAL FIVE DAYS. The campaign will wrap up next Wednesday morning, so if you're interested in a plush, back now or forever hold your peace.

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Gwent (the card game) The Video Game

A rich story indeed. PS, THE SPOONS KICKSTARTER is in its FINAL WEEK! We still have over $9k to go til we hit goal, so if you're after a cute plush or pins, toss a couple dollars Kickstarter way, aye? There are also some very sleek pins.... Anyway, check it out!!

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My roommates are working from home, they have entered my realm

My roommates are working from home, so now they see me in my true goblin form. CLICK HERE to check out the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter! CLICK HERE to go to the JSPH store and buy a book/pin/possum plush/WHAT HAVE YOU! The Spoons plush is, in all honesty, amazing and I love it. Even though it's a cartoony design, it still makes me do a double-take when I see it out of the corner of my eye because I think it's Spoons. There's even a tier where you can [more]

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Bang

bang bang bang ban gb ang

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Give'er

Don't be scared

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Logic

we're dogs!

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Woes

design school is hard

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Duel Comics

all us cowboys got problems at home

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Cosmic Adventures

i know lots of stuff about space

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Brandon B made this

they both know about that

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Workout

hard work pays off

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Debate

climb the ladder

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And a three

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

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Just Super Good

really, really great

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Mean Prof 2

Shakespeare did everything

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Lesson

It is a good lesson

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The Entire Thing

The corners. . .that other part. . .

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For Sure

I definitely do. For sure.

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Languille

haha, no, i guess it's not

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Last Request

it's not dillinger

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Stuff

you know what stuff i mean

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Lava Rug

the rug is lava

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Too Dank

koff! koff! koff! koff!

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Barbarian Dick

too many skeletons

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The Call

but there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

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Not A Fan

A Scott C Homage

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President Bird

The President is a Bird

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Mean Professor

The Meanest Professor

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Pat Pat Pat

Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat

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The Joke Is Dogs

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

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Hidden

Where'd They Go

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